Loser Love Diaries 20: Friend Zone

There are times when girls like me. Yet I don't like them or find them attractive or I don't make a move to get with them or what have you. These girls then assume I've friend zoned them and completely seize to talk with me. Or, perhaps my method to get a girl (all of which have been unsuccessful, no less) are so different (because they don't work) that the girl has no idea if I like her or not. 

This is part-and-parcel of me being a conservative courtier, because I want to be gentlemanly in everything I do.