Germany: Not the best Vacation Destination

If you ever wanted to go to Germany on vacation, realize it may never be  a vacation destination because as you walk around in your flip flops and Bermudas, the scary German folk rushing to and from work, with their stern intensity and ubiquitous frowning will remind you Germany is no vacation destination and frankly, may never be. I don't think they get the concept of "relaxing" here.